Volume 11, Issue 4, page 24

I FREE STAMPS WITH

I N!os LIFE ASSURANCE

Most of the tragedy of death is the horrendous ritual society
forces the body to go thru to get buried. Think of it, then
ask yourself if you're ready to be stripped and laid out, cold
and rigid, on a mortuary slab; to have the blood pumped f rom y
o u r veins to b e repl aced wi th a stinking poison, the face
you tended so many years with such loving care converted into a
gargoyle-type monstrosity with putty and paint. Then they bury
you, embellishing their crime with a sprinkling of dying,
smellless posies! Is this the end? Do you want it to happen to
you? of course not-but, you ask, HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE!

OLONETICISM IS THE ANSWER

Before Adm. (retired) P. John Ruffles discovered the magic of
oloneticism, millions shuffled off this mortal coil with no
assurance they'd ever shuffle again. But it need never happen
again! Never! NEVER!

You can guarantee your future for less than the cost of an
insurance policy by ~nrolling in one of our residence classes-
in all principal cities on every continent of the globe. Yew
branches will be set up on Mars and Venus as soon as our
astronauts

---- can establish contact. Watch your Papers

for data. When this has been established,
OLONgTICISM will truly be the savior of
the universe--a bridee between the worlds.
For the first tine since Arslycus, Thetans
will be Operatinel

Credit for this, of course, must go to our beloved founder and
President, Adm. (retired) P. John Ruffles, KG, GSA, HSD,
PbS (Kindergarten Graduate, Grammar School Alumnus. High School
Dropout, Philanderer Superior), etc., etc. -- who has
trod the aisles and podiums of every major college in the
universe (physically and/or thetawise). For his discovery, he asks
nothing

------ of a material reward except eventual re-

tirement in some old military post (Fort
Knox).
Among the many discoveries of Adm. (re-
tired) Ruffles are included Super-Oloneti-
cism, super-Duper Oloneticism. Super-Du-
per-Pooper 01oneticism, Super- Duper-Pooper-
Cooper-Oloneticism, and Super-Duper-Poop-
er-Cooper-Hooper-Snooper Oloneticism.
Books (dozens of them) and correspond-
ence courses available to students unable
to visit one of our major cities. Every-
M thing guaranteed, warranteed, garnisheed,
and retreadable.

-ETERNITY IS NOT EXPENSIVE!
EXTRA SPECIAL--FREE STAMPS--For the
next 90 days or so, we will give all stu-
dents who pay cash in advance, H & S RED
STAMPS. Bring your Stamp books--any color.
You can exchange them for a genuine Ruffles

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Soul-Meter.

HURRY - - Be sure you get your H & S RED STAMPS. At all
OLONETicism units.

Adm. (Ret.) P. John Ruffles

Headquarters, Mount Olympus

SPOOF

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LENDING LIBRARY

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hundred books in the Lending

Library, only a partial list

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ing. Indexed by authors.

JESUS WAS A BEATNIK- -Jim Oaks Bryan

COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS, by Richard Maurice Bucke. M.O.

MECHANISMS OF LIFE- -Dwight H. Bulkley

HANDWRITING ANALYSIS -- M. N. Bunk a r

YOUR UNSEEN ALLY-- Dr. William J . Burns

HOW TO SUCCEED--Robert E. Cal. I ahan

SEVEN PURPOSES -.Margaret Cam, eron

CHRIST OF THE KOREAN HEART Arch Campbell

INVISIBLE INFLUENCF--Alexander Cannon

S C I:NCE OF HYPNOTISM --Alexand r Cannon

HELPING YOURSELF WITH PSYCHIATRY-- Frank S. Caprio

PSYCHOLOGY IN THE LIGHT OF PSYCHIC PHENOMENA --Hereward Carrington

COME GENTLY SWEET LUCINA (Nat

ural Childbirth)--Pat.Carter

T A R 0 T -- Paul Foster Case

GOURMET COOKERY FOR A LOW-FAT " IT --lavann a and Welton

CROSS ON TH E DRUM (Novel Hugh 8. Cave

WHAT I BELIEVE -- Edgar Cayce

LEVURIA, Lost Continent of the pacific -- W. S. Carve

LIGHTED PATHWiY --Frederick E. Chamberlain

ROADS TO AGREEMENT -- Stuart Chose

YOU AND YOUR HANDS -- Cheiro

A DOCTOR IS BORN--W.C.Chesney

THE DAMS CAN BREAK (Novel)-Emeline Fate Christian

INTERPRETATION OF ST. JOHNRev. Dr. R. S. Clymer

PSYCHOTHERAPEUTICS--collection

WILL YOU BE ALIVE IN 1975?-Gordon Collier

WHERE WILL. N THE COM-
I N 9 A E? Y:.Urd:n 'Collier

AMAZING SECRETS OF MASTERS OF THE FAR EAST--Robt. Collier

LETTER BOOK--Robert Collier

THEORY OF ETERNAL LIFE--Rodney Collin

SUCCESS THRU MIND TRAINING--R. E. Colvin

ESPERANTO -- Compiled

LIFE IS AS YOU GIVE IT --Louis Cando (Lahissa)

BE EALOGY OF THE GODS- Porter Conerly

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