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LIFE ASSURANCE
Most of the tragedy of death is the horrendous ritual society forces the body to
go thru to get buried. Think of it, then
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mortuary slab; to have the blood pumped
from your veins to be replaced with a
stinking poison, the face you tended so
many years with such loving care converted
into a gargoyle-type monstrosity with putty and paint. Then they bury you, embellishing their crime with a sprinkling of dying,
smellless posies! Is this the end? Do you
want it to happen to you? Of course not --
but, you ask, HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE!
OLONETICISM IS THE ANSWER
Before Adm. (retired) P. John Ruffles
discovered the magic of Oloneticism, millions shuffled off this mortal coil with
no assurance they'd ever shuffle again. But
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For the first time since Arslycus, Thetans
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Credit for this, of course, must go to
our beloved founder and President, Adm.
(retired) P. John Ruffles, KG, GSA, HSD,
PhS (Kindergarten Graduate, Grammar School
Alumnus, High School Dropout, Philanderer
Superior), etc., etc. -- who has trod the
aisles and podiums of every major college
in the universe (physically and/or thetawise). For his discovery, he asks nothing
of a material reward except eventual retirement in some old military post (Fort
Knox).
Among the many discoveries of Adm. (retired) Ruffles are included Super-Oloneticism, Super-Duper Oloneticism, Super-Duper-Pooper Oloneticism, Super-Duper-PooperCooper-Oloneticism, and Super-Duper-Pooper-Cooper-Hooper-Snooper Oloneticism.
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ETERNITY IS NOT EXPENSIVE!
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You can exchange them for a genuine Ruffles
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HURRy -- Be sure you get your H &S RED
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Adm. (Rat.) P. John Ruffles
Headquarters, Mount Olympus
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HANDWRITING ANALYSIS -- M. N.
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THE DAMS CAN BREAK (Novel) --
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INTERPRETATION OF ST. JOHN --
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WILL YOU BE ALIVE IN 1975? --
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WHERE WILL YOU BE IN THE COMING AGE? -- Gordon Collier
'AMAZING SECRETS OF MASTERS OF
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LETTER BOOK -- Robert Collier
THEORY OF ETERNAL LIFE -- Rodney
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LIFE IS AS YOU GIVE IT -- Louis
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GENEALOGY OF THE GODS -- Porter
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