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INDEX

HART TO HEART

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AUDITORIAL
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CARBOHYDRATE IS THE VILLAIN
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-- Rosalind John
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"I GOT SCARED WHEN THEY SHOOK MY
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BED" -- Lowana Julaine
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LONG LIVING VIA DEEP BREATHING
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-- Franklin S. Sullivan

STAR DUST -- Sylvia DeLong

ORACLE OF DREAMS -- Lowana Lulaine .

JUDGE LEARNS A BIT ABOUT LIFE BE
YOND -- Albert R. Davis 11
CREATION OF A CREATOR --
Dr. Karl Kridler 12
BOOK REVIEWS 13
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 14
POLICY: Don 't take it so damn' seriously. The infiniteness of Man is not reduced to a "split infinity"
by wars, taxes, or "experts" who seek to sell
him what he already has in an infinite amount.

SUB-POLICY: We reserve the right to change our minds
from issue to issue, or even from page to page,
if we desire.

SUB-SUB-POLICY: Each Man has the inherent right to be
his own and only "Authority "
SUB-SUB-SUB-POLICY -- We have no objection to "educated
guesses" about Man's destiny -- if there's no
price tag to it, and if the guesser has no objection to our guessing he's only guessing.

SCIENTOLOGISTS SCIENTOLOGY, in the latest
UP SAINT CREEK (at this writing) papal bull
WITHOUT PADDLE by Pope Ron (The Only I), has
been placed on a level with
the hen and the egg in the old "Who started
it?" enigma of creation.

There will be those "old timers" who will
recognize a familiar pattern, since it i_s the
apparent result of a mental vacuity which new
processes and allegations have failed to cure.
We remember our introduction to the "hen-andegg" analogy back in Wichita when we were a
student -- and the old Dianetic Foundation was
thrown into a whirlpool when Old Intelligence
Himself came forth with an order that "No one
could audit successfully until they'd had their
'service facsimile' run out". And since no one
had -- not even the one who'd dreamed up the
latest link in a long chain of confusion -- auditing at the Foundation came to a roaring halt
temporarily. (In fact, it wasn't long before
the Foundation itself -- even Dianetics -- came to
something of a standstill, from which it never
has, and probably never will, recover -- not as
long as the disease of "hen-and-egg" processing seems to have such a stranglehold on the
chief policy maker.)
The new order, charitably labeled "The New
Plan" in this stab-in-the-back to the old picture of Scientology auditors with professional
status, decrees that Scientologists shall not
imitate psychiatrists and psychologists; that
this is not to be a set-up for occupational
better-bridge-building for all with the wherewithal to hire their bridges worked on, but is
to be a system of co-auditing -- you help me and
I' 11 help you. Which sounds wonderful and utopian -- except there's a joker in it, naturally.

Not only the auditor (the student who in
the past aspired to be a super-psychiatrist)
but the preclear (the person honest enough to
admit he's a bit sub-optimum in thinking and
actions), have to have training. And no one
can be audited ("treated") with any technique,
system, or process above the mandatory classification Pope Ron has set up for his level of
Scientology acceptance, nor can any auditor
audit anyone higher than the classification his
own training has earned for him, depending on
how much he paid for his training.

AND THERE you have it: Until you are an egg
you can't hatch into a chicken, and unless
there's a chicken, naturally no one's going to
lay an egg. Except in its theatrical sense,
that is -- and this is limited to the Chief Egg
Layer and Policy Maker.

Of course, the main purpose is financial, we
suspect -- since none but the lowest four classifications can be trained in scattered centers
thruout the world, or by auditors. The upper
classifications -- who must pay much higher
fees, of course -- are all to be trained at the
Saint Hill "Vatican" by the Pope himself or
some of his selected staff "Cardinals".

That is supposed to be the set-up, but it
doesn't take a Class V, VI, or VII genius to
see that it won't work -- that you've got to have
a hen to lay eggs, or an egg from which to
hatch a hen. And despite all this high-priced
yak-yak from Saint Hill about "Clears" and
"Operating Thetans" (NOTE TO READERS who don't
savvy the lingo -- these are terms for superior
beings who're supposed to have run all the
Scientology gauntlets, pawned all their yachts,
or paid off their notes -- maybe with weeks and
months of staff servitude), we've yet to see
that the situation is any better in 1964 than
it was in 1952.

We don't think it much to boast about when
many of the original Hubbard followers -- after
14 years -- still are chasing the same will-o'(PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 9)
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APRIL, 1964