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for the way people use it, as demon- tion that
strated by your account of your tiff and women ever
with the rambling Dr. of Scientology. "Brother I
"You w uldn't get off the hook amaze me by
that easy with a bull-heeded, per- all-inclusive
tiraceous u nswervirg, plain old tee that contain
adorned ~tanetic book auditor of rood work,
sterling character -- Ube namely me, "Fhjoyed rE
for instance.'.- Bob Areatz, Denver. Tier 88-008
Colo. he makes nain
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expert auditing, AGAIN?) intersting cI
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nki ated. joying the latest issue of the Aber- rashunicks
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iness mocker to take effect... still have a
"The articles by walsh are excel- Have nickels
lent. Any other comments seer super- have to gtry
fluous, excepting that I feel that germ, ana '';,o
this is the way Scientology should body give me
be presented. Clear-cut ard inform- "lbw about
five so that individuals can read, nite 20? He'
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is useful. "'tile green
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est praise for the application of outstanding es
using his knowledge and training to- field with
ward a real dome-to-earth present- lightful pub]
problem in society. ]fore power lent can be
to . "Purcell, at a practical level of those outside
ing afraid of
instructive information, is doing a joe 2ubris, Db
wonderful job of presenting guidance
in logic -ard inderstardirg that need "We have
mat be restricted to Aly the old circus going
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tive. Very good. pain
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tical data ard logic of utquttstia- is called '
able merit. it is as i
"Volney, of curse, demonstrates stand aside,
his continued efforts to dian- along, look at
neling into the field emtr arti xm the card, ard
that are needed in the strtrtt~,l1e to "Further
disperse the clads of mdsin-fbrme page from the
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a " r ~ end joy' it goes. Most of us continue to audbstrt it ourselves, each other, and our
at could they do but ' fria ds when it seems appropriate.
e semantic equivalent Of our two inactive, but Ann l with
nificance of) o alon is reported inactive, but still with
_Alma Hi, goo Hill. No further data. Crystal Gull(vige, HCA, BScn., D.Scn., D.D., Exstaff auditor HASI, etc., has retired from Scientology 100 percent.
in. I can't speak for She now believes everybody and evfollowers, hopefuls, erything is just awful...As for any
rid ggrroois e-clears organized Scientology activity in
imentalists and atti' Houston, it may not be dead, but it
erally competent and sure isn't breathing...
ntegrated lot. When "Verbiage anent the June issue:
on one of its (his?) "Editorials: Ridicule -- Mr.0 seems
s more frequently re- quite capable of making a buffoon of
cols turn their attea- himself with a mini mn of help from
re and occupy them- his friends and antagonists. Cancelise. Like: Will Roth proof Certificates -- Since the cerair-contracting, liar- tificates are mainly to impress the
just opened a second clients anyway wery not give them to
e, Clyde Marshall and the clients? Suggested line of cerare developing anew tificates: Dianetic Release, Ilianeth new style (rhythm. is (M8~T) Clear, Data Clear, Theta
Clear, Homo Superior, Operating Thetan—with from one to six signatures name in ,
friends, and seal,' incorporatirgldinte~ aed large
tre ABERREE, we angles, a silver cross with'points,
and all a ana eight egold balls. The lower
hristmas! grades would be on paper, similar to
an HCA certificate (cancellable in
re not readers case of disagreement). The upper
we wish you'd echelon documents would be aved
on clear plastic and would glow in
the dark.
"We're Rhen Dumber Than — All
things are possible. An event is
r, , d possible if its probability is great~,',ygt,~y1/ er than zero. How many zeros to the
re Ed. right of the decimal are you willing
to go before you reach a significant
digit for the least likely miracle?